Dear people citing The Bible:
It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.
Dear #WordsWithFriends: I don’t want to buy Premium and I don’t want to buy any other bits of bullshit you’re trying to sell me, so quit throwing these stupid “buy me now” items on screen kthxbai
I have absolutely no idea how people can enjoy "turn-based" video games. Play play play and then WHOA. STOP. It's not your turn now. Wait right there where some other shit happens before you can play again. Fuck that.