Aha. NOW I see why everyone likes the iPhone.

#ghislaine #truth

Come on Apple! Just ONE more row and column of icons for the iPhone springboard as a configuration option - PLEASE!!! Or do you WANT us to jailbreak?

Dear #WordsWithFriends: I don’t want to buy Premium and I don’t want to buy any other bits of bullshit you’re trying to sell me, so quit throwing these stupid “buy me now” items on screen kthxbai

I have absolutely no idea how people can enjoy "turn-based" video games. Play play play and then WHOA. STOP. It's not your turn now. Wait right there where some other shit happens before you can play again. Fuck that.