Aussies, please sign this. You DON’T want the Patriot Act over there. Trust me.

Pretty much. #griner #bout

A stupid basketball player exchanged for a spy and arms dealer who could actually hurt this country. Great job. 👌

Welp, this is one update I sure as fuck won’t be installing. #simplenote #thinkagain

New version of #Simplenote appears to be implementing some sort of subscription service. If they start pulling that stunt and slicing out the free functionality it’s bye bye time. Y’all are just *text notes*.